Sunday, 21 June 2009

A viper in the nest

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In my travels last year I met two people who took homeopathic sleep drops.

Infinitely diluted caffeine, taken on the logic (!) that, if caffeine stops you sleeping then taking an infinitely diluted solution of it will make you sleep.

Sure.

If you dilute it another hundred fold. will you sleep even better?

Now, I have been drinking coffee for so long that it doesn't keep me awake. What will these drops do for me? Stop me sleeping?

Quackery. Absolute off the planet, away with the fairies, a sandwich short of a picnic, quackery.

Purveyors of infinitely diluted snake oil.

Now there are times when a placebo is a suitable thing to use, when it has a desirable effect. But there are times when it is not.

To the homeopaths out there: if your child was bitten by a snake, would you be comfortable in administering a few drops of infinitely diluted solution of the snake venom as a cure?

Or would you opt for a full strength dose of anti venom?
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Sunday, 14 June 2009

Someone home

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Well, I don't agree with the likelihood of having to sit the final exams at all but I have to admit it is nice that they have a sense of humour about the whole thing.
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Sunday, 7 June 2009

It beats me...

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I have calmed down a bit now but it beggared belief during the week to learn that a doctor in the US who performed abortions was shot and killed. In a church, to boot.

The so called 'pro-life' lobby seem seriously confused.

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Monday, 20 April 2009

Carl Sagan's Dragon

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“A fire-breathing dragon lives in my garage”

Suppose (I’m following a group therapy approach by the psychologist Richard Franklin) I seriously make such an assertion to you. Surely you’d want to check it out, see for yourself. There have been innumerable stories of dragons over the centuries, but no real evidence. What an opportunity!

“Show me,” you say. I lead you to my garage. You look inside and see a ladder, empty paint cans, an old tricycle — but no dragon.

“Where’s the dragon?” you ask.

“Oh, she’s right here,” I reply, waving vaguely. “I neglected to mention that she’s an invisible dragon.”

You propose spreading flour on the floor of the garage to capture the dragon’s footprints.

“Good idea,” I say, “but this dragon floats in the air.”

Then you’ll use an infrared sensor to detect the invisible fire.

“Good idea, but the invisible fire is also heatless.”

You’ll spray-paint the dragon and make her visible.

“Good idea, but she’s an incorporeal dragon and the paint won’t stick.” And so on. I counter every physical test you propose with a special explanation of why it won’t work.

Now, what’s the difference between an invisible, incorporeal, floating dragon who spits heatless fire and no dragon at all? If there’s no way to disprove my contention, no conceivable experiment that would count against it, what does it mean to say that my dragon exists? Your inability to invalidate my hypothesis is not at all the same thing as proving it true. Claims that cannot be tested, assertions immune to disproof are veridically worthless, whatever value they may have in inspiring us or in exciting our sense of wonder. What I’m asking you to do comes down to believing, in the absence of evidence, on my say-so. The only thing you’ve really learned from my insistence that there’s a dragon in my garage is that something funny is going on inside my head. You’d wonder, if no physical tests apply, what convinced me. The possibility that it was a dream or a hallucination would certainly enter your mind. But then, why am I taking it so seriously? Maybe I need help. At the least, maybe I’ve seriously underestimated human fallibility. Imagine that, despite none of the tests being successful, you wish to be scrupulously open-minded. So you don’t outright reject the notion that there’s a fire-breathing dragon in my garage. You merely put it on hold. Present evidence is strongly against it, but if a new body of data emerge you’re prepared to examine it and see if it convinces you. Surely it’s unfair of me to be offended at not being believed; or to criticize you for being stodgy and unimaginative — merely because you rendered the Scottish verdict of “not proved.”

Imagine that things had gone otherwise. The dragon is invisible, all right, but footprints are being made in the flour as you watch. Your infrared detector reads off-scale. The spray paint reveals a jagged crest bobbing in the air before you. No matter how skeptical you might have been about the existence of dragons — to say nothing about invisible ones — you must now acknowledge that there’s something here, and that in a preliminary way it’s consistent with an invisible, fire-breathing dragon.

Now another scenario: Suppose it’s not just me. Suppose that several people of your acquaintance, including people who you’re pretty sure don’t know each other, all tell you that they have dragons in their garages — but in every case the evidence is maddeningly elusive. All of us admit we’re disturbed at being gripped by so odd a conviction so ill-supported by the physical evidence. None of us is a lunatic. We speculate about what it would mean if invisible dragons were really hiding out in garages all over the world, with us humans just catching on. I’d rather it not be true, I tell you. But maybe all those ancient European and Chinese myths about dragons weren’t myths at all.

Gratifyingly, some dragon-size footprints in the flour are now reported. But they’re never made when a skeptic is looking. An alternative explanation presents itself. On close examination it seems clear that the footprints could have been faked. Another dragon enthusiast shows up with a burnt finger and attributes it to a rare physical manifestation of the dragon’s fiery breath. But again, other possibilities exist. We understand that there are other ways to burn fingers besides the breath of invisible dragons. Such “evidence” — no matter how important the dragon advocates consider it — is far from compelling. Once again, the only sensible approach is tentatively to reject the dragon hypothesis, to be open to future physical data, and to wonder what the cause might be that so many apparently sane and sober people share the same strange delusion.

- Carl Sagan.
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Sunday, 19 April 2009

Religious Playing Cards - Collect the set. (Part 3 of 4)

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Saturday, 18 April 2009

Logic? You never said you wanted logic!

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Wednesday, 15 April 2009

The Vatican takes the piss.

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It was reported on the news today that the Vatican has rejected three Ambassadors proposed by the US. All of them were Catholics but the Vatican felt that they were not sufficiently anti-abortion in their beliefs and refused to accredit them.

Must the Ambassador from communist China be a Catholic?

What of the Ambassadors from Israel and the Middle East states?

This is not a pro or anti abortion post. It is a finger pointing post, pointing at the Vatican's hypocrisy and double standards. What right does a State have to prescribe the personal beliefs of someone that has been chosen by their own country to represent them?

It is time to recognise the Holy See as what it is: interfering, irrelevant and out of touch.
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Thursday, 2 April 2009

Religious Playing Cards - Collect the set. (Part 2 of 4)

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Confession time

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Yes, all my posts yesterday were inspired by April Fools day.

A Curate's Egg - Eel skin wallets and their effect on credit cards.

The Curate After Dark - Clomipramine, the drug that makes you have an orgasm when you yawn.

Hen Buddhism - The Second Coming Project, aiming to clone Jesus from DNA in old Holy Relics.

The Odd Angry Squawk - The call sign, N166ER, on Air Force One.

The Chemist's Kitchen - Tha Celery has negative calories.

As it happens, all sounded suitably April Foolery, but two are true and three are false.
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Wednesday, 1 April 2009

The Second Coming Project.

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The Second Coming Project is a not-for-profit organization devoted to bringing about the Second Coming of Our Lord, Jesus Christ, as prophesied in the Bible, in time for the 2,000th anniversary of his birth. Our intention is to clone Jesus, utilizing techniques pioneered at the Roslin Institute in Scotland, by taking an incorrupt cell from one of the many Holy Relics of Jesus' blood and body that are preserved in churches throughout the world, extracting its DNA, and inserting into an unfertilized human egg (oocyte), through the now-proven biological process called nuclear transfer. The fertilized egg, now the zygote of Jesus Christ, will be implanted into the womb of a young virginal woman (who has volunteered of her own accord), who will then bring the baby Jesus to term in a second Virgin Birth.

If all goes according to plan, the birth will take place on December 25, 2010, thus making Anno Domini 2010 into Anno Domini Novi 1, and all calendrical calculations will begin anew.
The mind boggles. Jurassic Park Mk 2. But there were no dinosaurs in the Bible...

What if the cloned JC is an atheist?
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Religious Playing Cards - Collect the set. (Part 1 of 4)

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Sunday, 29 March 2009

I KNEW this would happen!

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I had advertisements on my blogs for a while. Once day there was an astrologer advertising. What harm would there be to answer the ad?

Here's part of what she said in a follow up email (I hadn't responded to her first email):

Today I want to tell you about a new and important element that has come to me:

Two days ago 22 March 2009 I felt something new and powerful about your situation Lee, a feeling which was the same as the one I received the first time you contacted me 3 weeks ago. My experience and my intuition mean that I am never wrong about this kind of sensation. (What? Never?) I know that if I have now received this feeling again it is because this event is now very close indeed. I would like to remind you that this is a period during which you will have the opportunity to rediscover a past love (uh-oh, I have recently been tracking down people I knew 30 years ago, could it be?) and reach a decisive turning point in your career (I AM looking for a job...!) and. (and? And what? You can't just stop like that!)

I took this moment of powerful intuition that I had a few days ago as an alert and as you have not yet asked me to begin this important reading for you and also because I know that it will soon be too late, I took the initiative yesterday to do a Tarot card reading for you Lee. (And how many people do you get these intuitions about Jenna? It must be noisy in that little brain of yours!) The aim of this Tarot card reading is to confirm what I felt about you during my initial astrological analyse.
(All this for little ol' me? You are so good!)

Lee, as I have told you through my previous letters only a full reading can determine all of the information and the details which you will need to begin preparing yourself and to be sure that you have all the knowledge you will need during this period. (And the price?) It is certain that this event is now very close and unfortunately until you ask me for this reading I will not be able to begin it for you. (And the price??) In the meantime the most I can do is to warn you about what I can see about you and tell you that this event is coming soon.

The World Card

This card clearly represents the beginning of a new cycle and marks the start of something new and intense. (could you be more specific?) Something is being set firmly into place. (What?) This is one of the most beautiful cards of the deck. (So? What about me?) Firstly the number 21, which is of course 20 plus 1, represents a new cycle and 21 can also be considered to be 3 times 7 which is a very harmonious set of numbers representing harmony and satisfaction in all areas; sentimental, material and intellectual. The World in the sense of this card is formed by the Earth and all the other astral bodies and demonstrates the harmony, accomplishment and satisfaction which you will soon experience Lee because of this very intense Transit you will soon be living through. (Fantastic. Does that mean I don't have to contact you?) The central personality appears to be someone happy and fulfilled. The laurel leaf crown symbolises the prize awarded by all your efforts, your honor and sucess. This is a very satisfying card and it also symbolises travel. (Uh-oh. Could that be Malaysia? Or going to the shops tomorrow?) It seems that you will be required to move around during relatively short periods however you will get a great deal out of this travel. (Uh-oh. The job I'm going for will require short bursts of travel...!) This card clearly shows the sucess and acheivement which awaits you. (Why, thank you M'am)

The Pope Card

This card is a strong symbol. It quite clearly evokes the close presence of a person who you will encounter (of course someone I encounter is close!) and who will open up new opportunities during this Transit period which you will soon be living through. (Could be anyone really. Can you be more specific?) As a matter of fact this card is the symbol of the spiritual father, the guide and the counselor, the person who can help you by sharing wisdom and experience. (I've no idea who you can mean.) The number 5 on the card evokes action and it is under the subject represented by the 4 (it is also 4 plus 1). We can also consider 5 to be 2 plus 1 plus 2 and a active mediator (the 1) between two representations of the real world (the two 2) (What about 3+6-4? 1+1+12-9?) and I read this to mean that the person you are set to encounter will introduce you to someone or something extremely beneficial for you Lee. (Me Mum?) The Pope on the card appears to be generous, full of love and mercy. This is someone who wants to do good for you. (Me Mum!) It is important to note that this encounter is associated with notions of richness, this seems to be the ripe fruit of the encounter and this is suggested by the crown of precious jewels which he wears. This will be a very important encounter and you must not miss it as it is sure to be decisive for you both financially and professionally.

And then she neglected to cut and paste the Wheel of Fortune into my reading. Rats.

Wishy-washy mumbo jumbo.

She throws out all sots of half-nothings and relies on me to try and fit them to my life. Anyone could.

But I'm psychic: I knew that was going to happen.
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Thursday, 26 March 2009

Comparitive table.

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Wednesday, 25 March 2009

Why atheists make the best pilots.

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PALERMO (Reuters) - A Tunisian pilot who paused to pray instead of taking
emergency measures before crash-landing his plane, killing 16 people, has
been sentenced to 10 years in jail by an Italian court along with his co-pilot.
The 2005 crash at sea off Sicily left survivors swimming for their lives, some
clinging to a piece of the fuselage that remained floating after the ATR
turbo-prop aircraft splintered upon impact.

A fuel-gauge malfunction was partly to blame but prosecutors also said the
pilot succumbed to panic, praying out loud instead of following emergency
procedures and then opting to crash-land the plane instead trying to reach a
nearby airport.

At least an atheist would have realised that this was a serious issue and, if he wanted to continue with his one and only life, he should take serious measures to land the plane safely.
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Monday, 23 March 2009

Numberplate

Saw this number plate on a car today.

A 4WD (SUV) sort of vehicle belonging to a TV production crew.

I'm guessing it translates into "3 wise men".

Perhaps they go cross country a lot.

Perhaps they are looking for a star for their next production.
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