Simon was sitting in the front lounge room, reading (believe it or not) "Religion for Dummies".
When he stood up, he saw the above image on the couch.
True, he seems to have a broken nose, but surely a remarkable image of...who?
Jesus? Mother Teresa? Joe Bugner?
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Is your son being a lad with serious stoutness? I am thinking that he has been sitting on the face of the Lord, our Sofa, and has been breaking his nose bones.
The ancient art of setteology, the reading of the wrinkles of a still warm settee. Makes phrenology look respectable.
It's not is it....? The Shroud of Melbourne!
Ah!...it took a while but saw "it" at last. I hope you have preserved this miracle and that pilgrimages are being organised as I write?
A bum?
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