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A young couple wanted to join the church. The pastor told them, 'We have a special
requirement for new member couples. You must abstain from sex for one whole month.'
The couple agreed, but after two-and-a-half weeks returned to the Church. When the
Pastor ushered them into his office, the wife was crying and the husband was obviously
very depressed. 'You are back so soon, is there a problem?' the pastor inquired.

'We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to abstain from sex for the
required month.' The young man replied sadly.

The pastor asked him what happened.

'Well, the first week was difficult, however, we managed to abstain through sheer
willpower. The second week was terrible, but with the use of prayer, we managed to
abstain. However, the third week was unbearable. We tried cold showers, Prayer,
reading from the Bible...anything to keep our minds off Carnal Thoughts. One afternoon
my wife reached for a can of paint and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I
was overcome with lust and I just had my way with her right then and there. It was
lustful, loud, passionate sex. It lasted for over an hour and when we were done
we were both drenched in sweat,' admitted the man, shamefacedly.

The pastor lowered his head and said sternly, 'You understand this means you will not
be welcome in our church.'....

I know.' said the young man, hanging his head, 'we're not welcome at the hardware store either.'
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