The mind boggles. Jurassic Park Mk 2. But there were no dinosaurs in the Bible...
The Second Coming Project is a not-for-profit organization devoted to bringing about the Second Coming of Our Lord, Jesus Christ, as prophesied in the Bible, in time for the 2,000th anniversary of his birth. Our intention is to clone Jesus, utilizing techniques pioneered at the Roslin Institute in Scotland, by taking an incorrupt cell from one of the many Holy Relics of Jesus' blood and body that are preserved in churches throughout the world, extracting its DNA, and inserting into an unfertilized human egg (oocyte), through the now-proven biological process called nuclear transfer. The fertilized egg, now the zygote of Jesus Christ, will be implanted into the womb of a young virginal woman (who has volunteered of her own accord), who will then bring the baby Jesus to term in a second Virgin Birth.
If all goes according to plan, the birth will take place on December 25, 2010, thus making Anno Domini 2010 into Anno Domini Novi 1, and all calendrical calculations will begin anew.
What if the cloned JC is an atheist?
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6 comments:
I think this falls into the category of "dumb and dumber." The silly notions that some people have in their heads about Jesus! Talk about trying to make God in our image, and to force the divine timetable into ours (instead of considering life the other way around).
I'm too busy thinking about the "now" that I don't have time to think about the "Second Coming."
Why not call it "the multiple orgasm" project ?
April FOOL..........LOL
Shrouded in mystery!
I think this is a good idea. It's really hard to find a carpenter these days.
There was an episode of Star Trek about pretty much exactly this scenario. The Klingons cloned Kahless.
see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rightful_Heir_(TNG_episode)
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